The Other Alphabet Song

A you’re so assanine

B you’re a big bovine

C you’re so carefree with your words

D you’re a dodo head

E eeekkkkk you’re so bad in bed.

F you’re a fool who smells like turds

G I hate it when you goose me

H you’re a hellion to the T

I you’re so idiotic to me

J you’re just a Jack wipe, too

K you kiss like poo

J you’re just a trickster full of charms

K you’re a kicker full of harm

M N O P I could go on and on and on all day

Q R S T alphabetically speaking your a Jack off, okay

U are a track stain

V you’re so very vain

W X Y Z it’s fun to put you down

You dirty, measly clown

And my life without you gets an A


One Kool Kat

I have to phone to get in

on the sick side.

I’m not a leper

or a lady of the night.

This carpet is older

than I am.

And, your toilet

was like using an outside can.

I’ll still test positive for Covid

for two more months?

May as well have chicken pox, shingles or the mumps.

Oh, wait, I do have shingles.

Want to come mingle.

My dog’s a service dog.

Thank you for recognizing that,

and for making her legitimate.

Dr. Ray, you are a kool kat

Your demeanor and knowledge

are where it’s at.

It’s Dr. Ray and the ladies in the house.

Make you feel like a Kat instead of a mouse.