I had a come to Jesus with Topamax.

I don’t give a red, pickled fanny how much weight you make me lose-it went.

I’m sacrificing my health in all ways to be slim and beautiful?

Really?

Slim and fit are two completely different things. One of them actually helps your body function.

Beautiful? The older I get, the more I KNOW that beauty is in the heart and shines from the soul outward to say a kind word, offer a smile, brighten a day.

So, run or ruin on along Topamax. You’ve outworn your welcome here, my dear.

So long. It’s been a kick in the ass to know you. And, don’t you never, ever, ever, ever think about returning!