I had a come to Jesus with Topamax.
I don’t give a red, pickled fanny how much weight you make me lose-it went.
I’m sacrificing my health in all ways to be slim and beautiful?
Slim and fit are two completely different things. One of them actually helps your body function.
Beautiful? The older I get, the more I KNOW that beauty is in the heart and shines from the soul outward to say a kind word, offer a smile, brighten a day.
So, run or ruin on along Topamax. You’ve outworn your welcome here, my dear.
So long. It’s been a kick in the ass to know you. And, don’t you never, ever, ever, ever think about returning!