A you’re so assanine
B you’re a big bovine
C you’re so carefree with your words
D you’re a dodo head
E eeekkkkk you’re so bad in bed.
F you’re a fool who smells like turds
G I hate it when you goose me
H you’re a hellion to the T
I you’re so idiotic to me
J you’re just a Jack wipe, too
K you kiss like poo
J you’re just a trickster full of charms
K you’re a kicker full of harm
M N O P I could go on and on and on all day
Q R S T alphabetically speaking your a Jack off, okay
U are a track stain
V you’re so very vain
W X Y Z it’s fun to put you down
You dirty, measly clown
And my life without you gets an A
J