One Kool Kat

I have to phone to get in

on the sick side.

I’m not a leper

or a lady of the night.

This carpet is older

than I am.

And, your toilet

was like using an outside can.

I’ll still test positive for Covid

for two more months?

May as well have chicken pox, shingles or the mumps.

Oh, wait, I do have shingles.

Want to come mingle.

My dog’s a service dog.

Thank you for recognizing that,

and for making her legitimate.

Dr. Ray, you are a kool kat

Your demeanor and knowledge

are where it’s at.

It’s Dr. Ray and the ladies in the house.

Make you feel like a Kat instead of a mouse.